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A man yelling the word STUPID;

STUPID is always bad



Stupid is the word folks use to
describe those who think the
Okanagan School District bought
kitty litter for the lil humans to use
the bathroom in
by Nathan'ette Burdine: December 30, 2023
 


“Stupid” is the word folks use to describe their fellow human beings who believe the Okanagan School District administrators bought kitty litter for the lil’ humans to use as a substitute latrine. Here are some of the comments from Reddit:

    MrJoKeR604-wtf timeline are we living in where this is an article?
    How have ppl reached this level of stupidity

    Quick-Ad2944-how have ppl reached this level of stupidity they’ve
    always been this stupid. Unfortunately they now have the
    technology to expose themselves to the entire world rather than
    just the other townsfolk.

    Limp-Toe-179-I blame Joe Rogan, that thumb-headed orangutan

    Regnes-Where are the cat children supposed to go to the
    bathroom then?

    XesLanaLear-That’s what sandboxes are for.

The fuss over the kitty litter box for the kiddies started after a group of “decent Christian” folks accused the school district of turning their lil’ kiddies into lil’ kittens by “gayverting” their children with all of that inclusion talk.

To the “decent Christian” folks, inclusion is a code word used to make folks accept humans as they are. And accepting humans for who they are is not what the “good decent Christian” folks do. They believe the only way to rid the mind of that heinous, sinful act of inclusion is to shame the sinner into going to the altar to confess his or her sins to the man Upstairs.

Shame, according to the “good decent Christian” folks, is a good thing because shame keeps folks in the closet. Opening that closet door does nothing but let everything out!

Before you know it, everything and body are looking funny and acting funny! Pens become needles! Dogs become humans! A rock becomes bread! It’s all out of whack!

In order to put things back into whack, the “good decent Christian” folks gathered their signs, bull horns, iPhones, and Galaxy Notes and then stormed the school board meeting. “Toilet seats, not littered feet” was their theme!

The superintendent told them that their lil’ kiddies were sitting on the toilet seat and not squatting over the cat’s litter box or next to the dog’s pile outside. The “good decent Christian” folks didn’t want to hear it, though, because they knew what was going on! And what was going on was inclusion, which had lil’ Johnny covering his “browns”, not flushing them down!

Here’s the funniest part about all of this, folks! During the winter months, kitty litter is mixed in with sand and then poured on the sidewalks and roads in order to provide traction for the human traffic.

Considering the fact the “good decent Christian” folks have the “Kitty Litter” Gate going during the winter months, a person with just a lil’ bit of sense will figure out the “good decent Christian” folks are purposefully putting out “fake news” about the kitty litter being used as a second latrine in the schools.

The “good decent Christian” folks are putting that fake news out there because they know that cat, not traction, is the first thought that comes to mind whenever someone hears kitty litter.

Therefore, in order to make sure those wheels don't start turning, the “good decent Christian” folks are going down on their knees, at the altar, praying to the man Upstairs to keep everybody so stupefied to the point that they don’t figure them out.




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